Young Nobles in Wolsey’s Household

Still, the bad spelling and grammar of most of the letters up to that period, and the general ignorance of our upper classes were, says Professor Brewer, the reason why the whole government of the country was in the hands of ecclesiastics.

— Frederick James Furnivall: Early English Meals and Manners

So wait, Ye Olde English being mostly incomprehensible gibberish is because the people writing it were basically functionally illiterate, ha ha?

Also~ This is why literacy is important. For example, slave owners really didn’t want their slaves to learn how to read. Catching them with any sort of letters was punishable with whipping. So there’s probably a correlation between illiteracy and being ruled by others. But as always, people can make their own conclusions.

Though, it’s important to note that there’s also an important distinction between knowing how to read and understanding what you read. Unfortunately, the latter seems to be an increasingly lost art.

Part 1: Chapter 5

‘Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.’

‘The proles are not human beings,’ he said carelessly.

‘The whole literature of the past will have been destroyed. Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Byron — they’ll exist only in Newspeak versions, not merely changed into something different, but actually changed into something contradictory of what they used to be.’

 Nota Bene

(The funny thing is, even if people did lose the ability to express something, they still wouldn’t lose the ability to feel it. So after thoughtcrime, you’d get “feelcrime”. And even if you scrubbed all the words in existence, people would just invent new ones. Or how d’you imagine those multitude of words came into existence in the first place?

Also, as I’ve said before, you can’t feel superior if you don’t keep people you consider inferior around~. The elite may think proles or muggles are dumb bovines who aren’t even human, but they need them more than proles will ever need the elite.)

Part 7: CE 1102 – 1154

The man that had any property, was bereaved of it by violent guilds and violent moots. The man that had not, was starved with hunger.

Now we will relate in part what happened in King Stephen’s time. In his reign the Jews of Norwich bought a Christian child before Easter, and tortured him after the same manner as our Lord was tortured; and on Long-Friday hanged him on a rood, in mockery of our Lord, and afterwards buried him.

. . . but ever the more he gave them, the worse they were to him.

 Nota Bene

(I wonder if that part about the jews of Norwich is true.)

Part 6: CE 1070 – 1101

The more men spake about right law, the more unlawfully they acted.

If any churl lay with a woman against her will, he soon lost the limb that he played with.

He made many deer-parks; and he established laws therewith; so that whosoever slew a hart, or a hind, should be deprived of his eyesight. As he forbade men to kill the harts, so also the boars; and he loved the tall deer as if he were their father. Likewise he decreed by the hares, that they should go free.

Part 2: CE 750 – 919

“The Voyages and the Slayings of the Danes.”

I really don’t know why I keep reading this, but it has the occasional interesting tidbit. Such as that Charles, king of the Franks, was slain by a boar. If you know how huge wild boars are, you wouldn’t be surprised. I thought Ginga: Nagareboshi Gin exaggerated their size because the proportions in the anime weren’t always exactly anatomically correct — for example, there is this one scene where a bear stomps three dogs to death at the same time with one paw, and we laughed a lot at this with my sister — but I guess not.

Also, this:

“And the same year after Easter, about the gang-days or before, appeared the star that men in book-Latin call “cometa”: some men say that in English it may be termed “hairy star”; for that there standeth off from it a long gleam of light, whilom on one side, whilom on each.”

The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle

Somehow I ended up reading this. I just finished part one: CE 1 – 748. (The Chronicle uses A.D. but we don’t abide by that.) It’s really boring and dry; so far it reads like “The Glorious Days of Slaying the Welsh and Britons,” by Saxons. The Chronicle divided the Welsh and the Britons into separate tribes but the Welsh say:

“They were the British people, and nobody ever heard the German name, “Wales,” which means a foreign land; or the word “Welsh,” which refers to foreigners, until men who were themselves outsiders came into Britain.”

So, you know, as usual, you can make of that what you will.

Anyhow, there was a lot of slaying of the Welsh since they landed on Britain at Vortigern’s invitation in 449 CE. As we learned from The Art of War and The Prince, leaving your national defence to mercenaries is never a good idea since the Saxons didn’t leave, they also invited everybody else along because:

“They described the worthlessness of the Britons, and the richness of the land.”

Curiously, the Jutes don’t get any other mention. Maybe they were peaceful.

When the Saxons weren’t busy slaying the Welsh, they were busy converting to christianity. Related:

And Ethelfrith led his army to Chester; where he slew an innumerable host of the Welsh; and so was fulfilled the prophecy of Augustine, wherein he saith “If the Welsh will not have peace with us, they shall perish at the hands of the Saxons.” 

The Saxons also fought against each other quite a bit — maybe because they ran out of Welsh to kill?

The funniest names I encountered were: Esc (self-explanatory) and Geta which also means the Japanese clogs.

I feel bad for the Britons, honestly. First the Picts, then the Scots, then the Romans, then the Saxons, then the Angles and Jutes, then the Normans and who else. Evidently living on an island doesn’t help much.

VII

King Ethelred, the son of Edgar, was ruling England at that time. He was a good ruler, and was spending that winter in London. In those days, the language in England was the same as that spoken in Norway and Denmark, but there was a change of language when William the Bastard conquered England. Since William was of French descent, the French language was used in England from then on.

‘It’s not a good idea to lend money to strangers,’ Gunnlaug replied.

I

With love and action

shall a man prevail     in memory and song.

A rising of land     reached towards the sun

shining seacliffs     steep rock-pillars

bound with shoresand.

From dark water-death     waves bore me up

weary of swimming—the sea lifted me

led me to shore     in the land of Finns.

 Nota Bene

(I decided to place this in the 8th century since that is what the introduction told me.)